So, this is me today.
This is me today, because yesterday I took everything out of the room that I'm sitting in. And almost every thing out of our storage room. And a few things from the other half of our apartment. Now, that wouldn't be a big deal, but you see, I moved everything down three three flights of stairs, up a half flight of stairs, and down a long hallway into a small dorm room, and it was very, very hot. So I sweat quite a bit while doing it. Well, I found out later... Sweat + Walking up and down stairs for six hours = Severe Diaper Rash.
So, today, I'm not moving anything. I'm just sitting in this chair with my new best friend "Cortizone-10" Tomorrow, I'll move the rest of our stuff.
Well... I thought it was funny.