Facebook Friends

It finally got to the point where I was friends with people on Facebook, and had no idea who some of them were. It wasn't such a big deal, but then I realized, I never read about what's going on in the lives of the people that I actually care about, because the status updates page was always flooded with statuses from people who I don't really care about. It's not that I'm a jerk (okay, maybe it is) it's that I was friends with so many people from the past who I know I won't maintain any kind of relationship with, and a LOT who called me a bleeping-bleeper every weekend for three years at WJU. So, I went through and deleted the friends I thought I'd never talk to again.

Unfortunately, something went wrong. I realized when I was finished that I wasn't friends with Rachel any more. So... I must have done something wrong. All that to say, if we are no longer facebook friends, it means I either thought we'd never talk again, you used to slam beers in my face every weekend and call me a blankety-blank-blank, or I accidentally deleted you and I'm still friends with the kid who slammed beers and swore at me.

I guess it wasn't that helpful afterall.

2nd Quarter: D-U-N!

Take THAT! Peter Brown!

Remember that paper I was telling you about? The one that no one would want to read, or read about? Well I'm done with it, and that means I have officially finished two quarters! That means, just 4 more and I have my M.A. And just 22 more quarters and I'll have my PhD. ;)

I would love to chat about all the things I've learned, but I want to keep having people visit my blog. Instead, I'll just include my favorite line from the paper you see up there. It goes like this:

"He wasn't just an emaciated-carnival-freak-side-show-monk, he was an emaciated-carnival-freak-side-show-monk who could heal dragons."

NBC Kings

Hats off to the makers of NBC's new show "Kings." I'm not one to say that I think something on TV was good, but this was a show that kept me saying, "Wow. They're really doing this."

I've read a few reviews already, and I'm surprised to see how few people are catching the immense use of symbolism in the movie. Everyone gets the "David vs. Goliath" thing, but few people seem to understand that this show is not just an allegory to the story of the Bible's King David from 1 and 2 Samuel; this show IS the story of King David set in contemporary times. In case you missed it, here are some of the analogues I found tonight:

• (TV) Silas = Saul (Bible)
  
• (TV) David Shepherd = David the shepherd son of Jesse and King of Israel (1 Sam 16:11)
  
• (TV) David Shepherd's brother Eli = Eliab son of Jesse, brother or David (1 Sam 16:6)
• (TV) Reverend Ephrem Samuel = Prophet Samuel (from Ephraim) who anoints King Saul and King David. (1 Sam 1:1, 1 Sam 1:20, 1 Sam 10:1, 1 Sam 16:13)
• (TV) Reverend Samuel says to King Silas "Because you rejected God's command, he has rejected you as King" = Prophet Samuel says to King Saul "Because you rejected the Lord's command he has rejected you as King" (1 Sam 15:23)
• Reverend Samuel's pre-Goliath appearance to David Shepherd = Prophet Samuel's pre-Goliath appearance to David son of Jesse (1 Sam 16:12)
• (TV) Shiloh = The place where God's word was revealed to the prophet Samuel (1 Kings 3:21)
• (TV) Six brothers of David Shepherd = 7 brothers of David (1 Sam 16:10)
• (TV) David's friend Nathan = Prophet Nathan? (2 Sam 7)
  
• (TV) Goliath = Goliath (1 Sam 17)
• (TV) Gath = Hometown of Goliath (1 Sam 17:23)
• (TV) Shoulder mounted Rocket = Sling (1 Sam 17:49)
• (TV) Silas' daughter dating David Shepherd = Saul giving daughter Merab to David (1 Sam 18:17)
• (TV) Jack Benjamin, son of Silas = Jonathan son of Saul of the tribe of Benjamin (1 Sam 9:16, 1 Sam 13:2)
• (TV) Historian saying "And it happened that" = Very common Biblical Hebrew narrative "vayehee" sequence which translates "And it happened that"
• (TV) Silas' commanding officer Abner = Saul's commanding officer Abner (1 Sam 14:50)
  
• (TV) David Shepherd, Piano player = David son of Jesse, Lyre player (1 Sam 16:16)
• (TV) Homosexual Jonathan = One interpretation of "Jonathan's soul became bound up with the soul of David; Jonathan loved David as himself... Saul's son Jonathan was very fond of David." etc. (1 Sam 18:1. 1 Sam 19:1)
• (TV) Silas promotes David to Captain = Saul promotes David to "chief of a thousand." (1 Sam 18:14)
  

There are more, but I wanted to point out the ones that jumped right out there. I'm surprised that the producers managed to write a story that felt new enough that many critics did not see all the biblical allusions right away. It seems as though the writers are really trying to do a modern rewrite of the Biblical story of King David. They're not trying to allude to it, they're not trying to bring in subtle details and make a new story of it, they're writing the story of 1 Sam. as if it happened today. And I think they're doing it quite well.

All that to say, if you missed Kings, check it out. Yes it is grandiose, but it's a story about the most famous King of Israel, one of the most famous Kings of all time. It should be grandiose. Critics are wrong in critiquing the show for overreaching. It's supposed to feel grandiose, it is recreating epic Biblical stories. Silas has to be a King, and wierd things like butterflies lighting on David to coronate him should happen as signifying God's selectin of David over Saul. These aren't cheesy moder devices of lazy writers, they are an attempt to couch Biblical narrative in modern images, and it's fun to watch.

Oh, and if you watched it and saw any symbolism I missed, go ahead and include it in the comments... I'm curious to hear what people found that I didn't pick up on. I'm particularly curious to hear what people thing Crossgen represents...

Tim Heads

I feel like I haven't been good at updating, because I haven't been good at updating. So here's a quick one for you.

1. My quarter is almost over. Classes were amazing, and really hard this time. I had a lot more work than usual, and am still trying to grind my way through what they say is the hardest part of Hebrew. I'm done on Friday.

2. Rach and I are thinking about getting a dog. We'll see. I want a Border Terrier, but I think they're too expensive. We'll see.

3. Norah still is not talking. I hope she starts using words soon, I don't know when I should start to worry, but the doctor was worried months ago, and she hasn't really made any progress since then. We'll see.

4. My brother Tim has a new website, much to his chagrin I'm sure... though I realize I don't really know what that expression means. (Warning, some of the images might disturb more sensative viewers, and one or two probably wouldn't make it on broadcast TV.) Some of his old friends from work put this little thing together, and well, I thought some of you might enjoy it. Spread the word, let's get 10,000 Timheads by the end of the month... c'mon! We can do it!!!

5. I have to go study some more. Bye now!